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Jan 15 '19

tapatiopapi:

honeybrowns:

guns-and-freedom:

Cain killing Able

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

Why is this so ducking funny

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Jan 15 '19

susanoomon:

welcome to applebees! 🍎🐝

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Jan 15 '19

Game recommendation:

yourownpetard:

official-mugi:

Any of the games you already own and haven’t played yet. Stop buying new games you stupid asshole

You are 100% right. Also fuck you.

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Jan 15 '19

the internet is for cowboys only

bigolgaysnakearms:

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

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Jan 15 '19

womanwithaknife:

I think about this every day i want to live inside this video

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Jan 14 '19

tinak0077:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

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Good afternoon!

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Goodnight!

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Sweet dreams!

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Jan 14 '19
celticpyro: “ little-moist: “ ultrafacts: “ Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts! ” thank you, my ancient ancestor ” Thank you, cheese-eating superhuman. ” thanks for nothing >:(

celticpyro:

little-moist:

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

thank you, my ancient ancestor

Thank you, cheese-eating superhuman.

thanks for nothing >:(

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Jan 14 '19

goldenboiidom:

sleptonshawt-e:

r-e-doubleindefinitely:

thickasschocolatemermaid:

soft-ghetto-tomatoes:

ariethemermaid:

david-gilwhore:

dr-o-wn:

You forgot the blueberries.

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

I list it when it slowed up

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

Fucking classic.

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

In tears

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Jan 14 '19

bakwaaas:

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Jan 14 '19

2019 Wild Ride Master Post

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

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WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

  • The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.

adding this to the post for posterity:

im going insane

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post. 

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